We Love Kittens (Title)

• Soft Kitty (Title)Soft, soft, soft... (Short Description)

  Soft Kitty (Content Title)

  Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. (Content)
  

• Warm Kitty (Title)Space heater felines... (Short Description)

  Warm Kitty (Content Title)

  You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins. (Content)

• Little Ball of Fur (Title)Balls, balls, balls... (Short Description)

  Little Ball of Fur (Content Title)

  You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Oh, I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life... (Content)